Лила Говорит

Боязнь планеты роботов: доставка на ужасную планету, населённую роботами, убивающими всех людей, всегда опасна, особенно когда единственного робота в твоей команде берут в плен во время исполнения миссии.

• Face it, Fry, baseball was as boring as mom and apple pie, that's why they jazzed it up.
• It's traditional, just like aluminium bats and the seventh inning grope.
• Except for the word "blern", that was complete gibberish.
• Uh-ho-ho, right, yes! Miller's on a pace to hit seventy blerns.
• Exactly, he was a machine designed to hit blerns. I mean, come on, Wireless Joe was nothing but a programmable bat on wheels.
• Hey, hold on, I understand these robots hate humans, but how do they feel about humanoid aliens? [Farnsworth: "They're not fans."]
• This is the first actual work you've ever had to do around here.
• Oh, come on, Bender, last month it was "Robonadan", and before that, "Robonza".
• Now, we can't land on the surface, because those robots would kill Fry and me. So, we'll have to stay up here and lower you with the winch. And, remember, you don't know humans, you don't work for humans, and, above all, you don't like humans. [Bender: "I'll try and keep that in mind."]
• There! This ought to show that stupid robot we care about him.
• [Fry: "Oh, my God, we have to go down and rescue him!"] No, we can't, they'll kill us on sight. [Fry: "W... w... what are we going to do?"] I don't know! I don't know! It's not an easy decision, if only I had two or three minutes to think about it.
• OK, if we're gonna save Bender we've got to look, and act, exactly like robots. [Fry: "I am fully operational, captain."] We'll have to walk like robots, talk like robots and, if necessary, solve complex differential equations like robots.
• [Fry: "Man, we look stupid. We should have gotten Store-Bot costumes."] Yeah, but there wasn't a Woolworths in this quadrant.
• So far, so good.
• Come on, Fry, walk like a robot. [Fry: "I can't, I have to go to the bathroom."] Robots don't have bathrooms. [Fry: "Uh, right, I wonder where they smoke in high school?"] Listen, just go behind those garbage cans.
• I'm sorry, uh my friend and I have to go perform some mindless repetitive tasks.
• [Fry: "Wow, the three D's great!"] Mine's not working.
• Try to stay with the crowd, so no one notices how crummy you look.
• Good for you. Now, let's all get back to the ship.
• Yeah, I mean, he may not have a case, but I'm genuinely not a human! [Robot Mayor: "Quiet, human!"]
• Look, one eye... count them... one... not human!
• Huh, who are you?
• He'll do it, he's crazy!