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Лила Говорит
Ад - это другие роботы : сектантская философия никогда не доводит до добра: сначала тебе помогают бросить наркотики, а потом отправляют в ад для роботов. Бендер испытал всё это на собственной блестящей металлической заднице. Как всегда, всех спасла Лила: только она знала, что барабанить и играть на флейте - почти одно и то же!
Impressive, they're busting mad rhymes with an 80 per cent success rate.
If I didn't know better, I'd almost think he's abusing electricity.
[Three
knocks on the door] Bender, why are you spending so much time in the bathroom,
are you jacking on in there? [Bender: "No, don't come in!"]
[Fry:
"I know Big Vinny said he was giving the 'Kiss of Death', but I still think
he was gay."] Did he use his tongue? [Fry: "A little."]
Uh-oh,
there seems to be an electrical disturbance in the Colsec Nebula. [Bender:
"A what kind of disturbance?"] Electrical. Anyway, it's gonna take some careful
piloting to avoid it.
We're out of control, we're heading straight into the electric field.
Bender,
we didn't mind your drinking, or your kleptomania, or your pornography ring.
[Zoidberg: "In fact, that's why we loved you."] But, this electricity abuse
crossed the line, you almost killed us.
Give him a break, Fry. If this helps Bender clean up his act, then I think we should be supportive.
This is unbelievable, the old Bender never would have taken us out to dinner.
And, I think I know a way to do it. We have to reacquaint him with a little thing called sleaze.
Hey, Bender, look at that woman's purse, it's hanging by a spaghetti strand.
Who would have thought Hell would really exist, and that it would be in New Jersey.
[Singing]
[Fry: "I don't feel well."] It's up to us to rescue him. [Fry: "Maybe he
likes it here in Hell."] It's us who tempted him to sin. [Fry: "Maybe he's
back at the motel."] Come on Fry, don't be scared, I'm sure at least one
of us will be spared. So, just sit back, enjoy the ride. [Fry: "My ass has
blisters from the slide!"]
Alright, Beelzebot, what will it take to get our friend back?
Do you know how to play the fiddle? [Fry: "No, do you?"] No, but I used to play the drums, they're sorta similar.
Hurry Bender! [Bender: "I could, if you dropped the stupid gold violin."] Oh, sorry.
Errr... do you think you could be just a little less evil than that?